A time comes in this life. It is a time for a boy to become a man. A time for a man to become a king. A time for a man to demand the respect he deserves. And at this time I looked Gun Rack dead in her eyes and I said (paraphrasing the great Henry Ford) "You may do whatever you like so long as it is purchasing dress socks with me."
"We'll see" says she.
"Damn right we'll see!"
I think to myself.
...with ferocity.
Let the word go forth from this time and place, to friend and foe alike, that Gigante Roboto is not to be messed with on dress sock shopping day!
That is all, you may return to your business.
Saturday, April 19, 2008
Saturday, April 12, 2008
Preferences...at the moment 4/26
Gigante Roboto
Reading - The Great Upheaval, Predictably Irrational, Everything is Illuminated, Secret Invasion, and Johnny Hero.
Listening - The Odd Couple (Gnarles Barkley), Cross (Justice)...still
Watching - The Los Angeles Lakers, Arsenal FC
Eating - Hurry Curry
Playing - Super Smash Bros. Brawl, Advance Wars: Days of Ruin, Text Twist (with GR)
Gun Rack
Reading - Everything is Illuminated (out of order), Johnny Hiro, Physics for Engineers, Linear Algebra Demystified, Codependent No More, and Pierrot ou Les Secrets de la Nuit
Listening - Harry Potter (J.K. Rowling read by Jim Dow)...and by the way, gigante, there's a huge. HUGE. difference between smoking crack and listening to Harry Potter read aloud.
- Animal Collective
- JBliddie
Watching - Law and Order (The original with Brisco and Green), Family Guy, South Park, Aqua Teen Hunger Force
Eating - Nope
Playing - Solitaire (Spider, Klondike, Russian, Pyramid), Text Twist (with GR)
Reading - The Great Upheaval, Predictably Irrational, Everything is Illuminated, Secret Invasion, and Johnny Hero.
Listening - The Odd Couple (Gnarles Barkley), Cross (Justice)...still
Watching - The Los Angeles Lakers, Arsenal FC
Eating - Hurry Curry
Playing - Super Smash Bros. Brawl, Advance Wars: Days of Ruin, Text Twist (with GR)
Gun Rack
Reading - Everything is Illuminated (out of order), Johnny Hiro, Physics for Engineers, Linear Algebra Demystified, Codependent No More, and Pierrot ou Les Secrets de la Nuit
Listening - Harry Potter (J.K. Rowling read by Jim Dow)...and by the way, gigante, there's a huge. HUGE. difference between smoking crack and listening to Harry Potter read aloud.
- Animal Collective
- JBliddie
Watching - Law and Order (The original with Brisco and Green), Family Guy, South Park, Aqua Teen Hunger Force
Eating - Nope
Playing - Solitaire (Spider, Klondike, Russian, Pyramid), Text Twist (with GR)
Thursday, April 10, 2008
Things heard but not believed 4/26
"Over there in the alley" - in response to the question "Where do you work?" - tell the story
"Are you guys having a baby?" - asked of my 15 year old sister...and myself. Perhaps Vons does overpay union labor after all
"I've maintained my hand strength through simian levels of masturbation" - I plead the 5th
"They put you in the trash" - My 4 year old niece describing people who are impolite.
...and while writing this post:
"so, we should include something about our ongoing debates...like how i'm smarter than you." - Gun Rack
"well, that's kind of a settled debate, isn't it?" - Gigante Roboto
"yes, but i'm not sure we settled on the same thing" - Gun Rack
"Are you guys having a baby?" - asked of my 15 year old sister...and myself. Perhaps Vons does overpay union labor after all
"I've maintained my hand strength through simian levels of masturbation" - I plead the 5th
"They put you in the trash" - My 4 year old niece describing people who are impolite.
...and while writing this post:
"so, we should include something about our ongoing debates...like how i'm smarter than you." - Gun Rack
"well, that's kind of a settled debate, isn't it?" - Gigante Roboto
"yes, but i'm not sure we settled on the same thing" - Gun Rack
Wednesday, April 9, 2008
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